So I see this while surfing online, and I honestly don’t know how to comment on this without coming off sounding like a heel.
There’s a lady at Etsy making these beanies, which she herself calls Boobie Beanies, that’s designed to look like…boobs. Nipples, areolas, and the all.
It’s handmade (crocheted), made of 100% cotton. It’s clever and cute, and…that’s all I’m going to say about it.